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The Poly Man Can
To the tune of "The Candy Man Can"
performed by Sammy Davis, Jr.

Who can wed a third wife,
Married her in June
Take her on a honeymoon and have a child or two
The poly man, the poly man can,
The poly man can 'cause he treats them all with love
and makes his wives feel good

Who can take a marriage,
Base it in our Lord?
Make Him the Foundation and live a very grand life
The poly man, the poly man can,
The poly man can 'cause he treats them all with love
and makes his wives feel good

The poly man makes
every wife he takes
Overflowingly ecstatic.
Talk about your womanhood wishes.
You don't always wash the dishes!

Who has his home filled,
With three loving wives?
Living in the love of and affection of his brides,
The poly man? The poly man can, the poly man can
The poly man can 'cause he treats them all with love
and makes the wives feel good
And the wives feel good
'cause the poly man knows they should

Midi to "The Candy Man Can" / "The Poly Man Can"

Where Have All The Daddies Gone?
About the ever growing cry of children whos fathers just picked up and left. Poly men can take in these women and with polygyny these woman would not have had to settle for creeps that leave there families in the first place.
To the tune of "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?"
by Paula Cole

Dad, you left my mommy on her 36th birthday.
Why did you take our life sav-ings too-o?
I always thought you loved us,
I must-have assumed too-much, you-ve been playing us as fo-ols,
When you flew down the drive way
You didn't even wave goodbye...

Where is my fa-a-ther?
Where has my papa gone?
Where is my happy fam-i-ly?
Where have all the daddies gone?

Why did you say you loved mom,
Un-til death do you part, um,
Then you walk right out breaking our hear-rts!
Oh I know your reasons, I'm sure you've got excuses!
How do you even wake up each morn?
Now mom can't raise the children, she has to pay the bills.

Where is my fa-a-ther?
Where has my papa gone?
Where is my happy fam-i-ly?
Where have all the daddies gone?

I was screaming and crying to you,
But you just left, you didn't even notice me.
Say my goodbyes,
Say my goodbyes,
Say my goodbyes.

We had to sell the house,
Move into an apartment,
Mom took a job for minimum wage.
You ran off to Hawaii,
We hardly even eat and,
We live in a rat-in-fest-ed 'cage'.
I hear shootings each night, this place is never quiet.

Where is my fa-a-ther?
Where has my papa gone?
Where is my happy fam-i-ly?
Where have all the daddies gone?

Will miss you anyhow...
While you go chasing skirts.
Where is a father figure?
Who can mommy trust now?

Where is her loving husband, now?

Where have all the daddies gone?
goodbye pa, goodbye dad (3 times)

Midi to "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" / "Where Have All The Daddies Gone?" Was changed according to the midi- not perfectly in sync with original music.

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